12 Love Hard Movie Quotes That'll Leave You Laughing and Falling in Love

“It has been said in Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. But fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning humans to spend the rest of their lives searching for their other half, their soul’s equal. And if that’s true, then Zeus is an asshole.”

“Either I’m the unluckiest woman in the world, or my picker is broken.”

“That’s why sosh media exists: to either distract people from their own lives, or to show them that things could be, you know, so, so much worse.”

“What if I write a piece about a girl on the verge of completely giving up on love when she comes to find the perfect guy might actually exist? So she risks it all. Her sanity, her common sense, her ability to ever be on The Bachelor, and it’s worth it because they fall in love just in time for Christmas.”

“I had my profile up for a year, and guess how many matches I got? Three. And one of them was my old English teacher. She’s 70 now, and has a pacemaker. Having sex with her would literally kill her.”

“What nonsense. People used to fall in and out of love based solely upon the written word. The pen is mightier than the penis.”

“Honey, sometimes blowups can be a good thing. You might not always get the ending that you want, but you’ll get the ending that you need.”

Natalie: “But more importantly, you’re a good guy, Josh.”
Josh: “Well, I don’t know how to show that in a photo.”
Natalie: “Well, for starters, you have to believe that it’s true. And then, once you do, trust me, it’ll show.”

“Here’s the thing. You’re not just fooling yourself. There’s someone else on the other side of that lie falling in love with a version of you that doesn’t exist. And that’s not fair, because the only way it ends for them is disappointment. And the only way it ends for you is heartbreak. If I’ve learned anything, it’s that love doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to be honest.”

“Okay, so you got mad at Josh for catfishing you, and then you go and do the exact same thing to me. Congratulations. And by the way… Die Hard is not a Christmas movie!”

“I’ve spent my entire life looking for the perfect guy. But there’s perfect and there’s perfect for me.”

“I thought I had flown 3,000 miles to see how my story ended. And instead, I found out how it begins.”