If you thought this was going to be a zodiac match for the core Friends characters, think again! No, this guide will tell you which of the obscure, oft-forgotten Friends supporting characters your zodiac match is. If you’re a true Friends aficionado, you’ll definitely remember each of these “characters,” but if you haven’t binged this show a million times since it started airing in 1994, well then you might be in for a bit of a surprise when you see who your zodiac match it. Who knows, it might not even be a person at all. Each one is, though, a very important and very valid supporting role in this show. Have fun!
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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The Holiday Armadillo
Those born in Aquarius are true helpers. Though they’re a bit of a dichotomy between being reserved yet eccentric, at the end of the day, they just want to put their minds and their hands to good use and get to where they want to be. Ross’s Holiday Armadillo is definitely an Aquarius – eccentric yet helpful and there when Ross just wants to help Ben celebrate the holidays.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): "Smelly Cat"
Pisces is ruled by Neptune, and Neptune is an artistic planet connected to music. Of course Pisces is “Smelly Cat.” You can take this to be the song or the actual cat that smells, but either way, it is you.
Aries (March 21-April 19): The Turkey on Joey's Head
Aries tend to act before they think, so you know where we’re going with this, right? They can be incredibly impulsive, which aligns nicely with Joey putting a turkey on his head during one fateful Thanksgiving.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Danny DeVito as the Stripper
Though Tauruses are known for being stubborn, they’re also incredibly tactile and reliable. Tauruses also value material things and love to be surrounded by beauty. Danny DeVito’s stripper character, Mr. Goodbody, embodies all things Taurus, with his career as a stripper and determination to keep going despite his age.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Marcel the Monkey
Like Marcel the monkey, Gemini loves a good time and exploring the world around them. Geminis tend to be fun-loving people, always looking to make new friends and see what they can get up to.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Ugly Naked Guy
Much like Ugly Naked Guy, Cancers struggle with the world around them. They typically go with their emotions rather than their heads, which can make the real world hard for them. Ugly Naked Guy, who has been a hermit for years, no doubt has a hard time with the real world, which keeps him at home all the time.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): The "Pivot" Couch
Leos are stubborn and inflexible. They think they always know what to do and always want to be in charge. You know who else wouldn’t budge when it needed to? The couch that Ross and Rachel tried to get up the stairs. You know the one – you can never forget Ross screaming “PIVOT!” to no avail.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Ross's Glowing Teeth
Virgos mean well but always expect disappointment. Ross’s teeth-whitening treatment was for the right intention but definitely led to disappointment. Unfortunately, Virgos, though out to analyze and exact change for the better, are always disappointed because nothing ever lives up to expectations.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Chandler's Bath Salts
Libras enjoy balance and peace. Actually, a Libra would really enjoy Chandler’s soothing bath-time routine with the bath salts (as long as Monica gets the salts to effervesce properly). A Libra greatly despises injustice and wrongdoing, so seeking out relaxation is key for them.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Brad Pitt as Will Colbert
Whew, who can forget Brad Pitt‘s cameo in a Thanksgiving episode? As Ross’s old friend Will Colbert, Pitt showed up to dish on how much he hated Rachel growing up, just like a Scorpio would. Scorpios are brave and passionate and are determined to tell it like it is.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The Central Perk Couch
Those born in Sagittarius are natural problem solvers. They see everything and want to fix everything, not unlike the reliable couch at Central Perk. Day in and day out, friends sat on that couch to hash out their problems, moan over their love lives, and make big decisions about their futures. No “one” on the show has seen more than that couch.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Ralph Lauren
Capricorns are responsible and incredibly successful. They’ll use their expertise on whatever skill to become the best at it. Sound familiar? Ralph Lauren, the notoriously quiet character (who’s a very real and very successful man) knows a thing or two about being good at what he does.